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make MIDI drums with my dick
i’ve been cursed by a witch
epic struggle with the fridge for several minutes for some salami
make a song about fighting the fridge for some salami
Holy black sabbath batman, i’m stoned
nipple tassels ahoy
nipple blaster sally diarrhea
it’s a trailer full of shit
bleach sea
smoke some coffee, cornrow your pubes
fuckin cranberries testicles
it’s like eight hours later than it is
the air speed velocity of my dick in your ass
charlie and the metal factory
metaltubbies
my throat is so harsh on cigarettes because i ate dish soap as a child
and ralex said “let there be “whip it out and piss on it””
I am the human form of a shot of whiskey
instead of combating homelessness, combat homeless people
i’d like to think i’m good enough she wouldn’t notice me pooping on her floor
this is going to look worse than a cock ring made of barbed wire
i’ve got pliers in my trunk, whip em out
please, even I’m more continent than that
why settle for “pretty good” when it could be “ahhhh, overdid it”
sobriety’s weasel can fuck bill clinton
i mean, it’s big for a water bottle, but it’s really small for a toilet
reasonable alternatives to stupidly convoluted solutions can suck my fuck
pee in my mouth so they can swab that
are you drunk? no, i’m dancing
alcoholic non-alcoholic beer
sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?
no, i’m just happy to see you
“I’m susan”
“and I’m jesus christ”
“and welcome to jackass”
perpetual walnut never moves
butt whispers listen to black magic nnssbbssjuu
milking your throbbing dick for crust juice
(milking your throbbing COCK for DRUNK juice)
beer in a spray can
please don’t poop on me
hairy dave gurgle-moaning
disembodied anus
dumpster juice infused with crust essence is crust juice and dries to leave a crusty film
critics rave: “MY EARS!!! OH GOD MY EARS!!!”
special thanks to my liver
post musical jazzed fuck-metal
listen to my jazz i am the jazziest jazzer of all jazzdom
do you think you could fit your balls into a condom
a dude who never learn to walk, only breakdance
parabolic arc of terror
rainbow buttfucckers
son of a bitch cock monkey
taint blaster scrote jam
stunkenly drumbling
stumbenly drunkling
drumbenly stunkling
well it’s gravy now, bitch!
tu madre en la puta de tu cago leche
vomit while i shit into the sink
bouquet of hammers
pumpkin flavored diarrhea in a pie crust
that cowboy hat and leather pants wearing motherfucker
lugubrious titties
egregious mooseknuckle
touch me i’m drinking
give me more beer, or AC Wild’s dick, fuck you
mobile bar, mobile fart
mobile butthole
excretion receptacle
butthole with claws
chunky half digested bile diarrhea
rambo’s furniture outlet fuck shit damn bugger poop
guys i have an idea
let’s try that in my butt
a capella jamie
just the tip
cunnilinguini
i know exactly enough about eating human flesh to answer that question
too fuck to drunk
electric corndog
Mmm bacon beer ass
reverse liposuction
one entire armpit
holy bitch nuts
neon underwear
drip out of this world
i can’t hear you with your shirt on
are police dogs trained not to poop?
safety equipment is for chumps
naked arc welding
welding your dick to a table
fuck you that’s not how welding works
mobile drug den it’s not gay if it’s just balls
play with my dick all day rage all night
a capella drum solo
lizard with a cock strap
it’s my onesie abmukow!
forced myself in to a bush to pee
forty five minutes of a sloppy blast beat
have one of us record drums for scrotum
dude quit tubing out!
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