make MIDI drums with my dick
i’ve been cursed by a witch
epic struggle with the fridge for several minutes for some salami
make a song about fighting the fridge for some salami
Holy black sabbath batman, i’m stoned
nipple tassels ahoy
nipple blaster sally diarrhea
it’s a trailer full of shit
bleach sea
smoke some coffee, cornrow your pubes
fuckin cranberries testicles
it’s like eight hours later than it is
the air speed velocity of my dick in your ass
charlie and the metal factory
metaltubbies
my throat is so harsh on cigarettes because i ate dish soap as a child
and ralex said “let there be “whip it out and piss on it””
I am the human form of a shot of whiskey
instead of combating homelessness, combat homeless people
i’d like to think i’m good enough she wouldn’t notice me pooping on her floor
this is going to look worse than a cock ring made of barbed wire
i’ve got pliers in my trunk, whip em out
please, even I’m more continent than that
why settle for “pretty good” when it could be “ahhhh, overdid it”
sobriety’s weasel can fuck bill clinton
i mean, it’s big for a water bottle, but it’s really small for a toilet
reasonable alternatives to stupidly convoluted solutions can suck my fuck
pee in my mouth so they can swab that
are you drunk? no, i’m dancing
alcoholic non-alcoholic beer
sir, do you know how fast you were going back there?
no, i’m just happy to see you
“I’m susan”
“and I’m jesus christ”
“and welcome to jackass”
perpetual walnut never moves
butt whispers listen to black magic nnssbbssjuu
milking your throbbing dick for crust juice
(milking your throbbing COCK for DRUNK juice)
beer in a spray can
please don’t poop on me
hairy dave gurgle-moaning
disembodied anus
dumpster juice infused with crust essence is crust juice and dries to leave a crusty film
critics rave: “MY EARS!!! OH GOD MY EARS!!!”
special thanks to my liver
post musical jazzed fuck-metal
listen to my jazz i am the jazziest jazzer of all jazzdom
do you think you could fit your balls into a condom
a dude who never learn to walk, only breakdance
parabolic arc of terror
rainbow buttfucckers
son of a bitch cock monkey
taint blaster scrote jam
This album by Kenyan electronic producer rPH and poet Kins of Spade reflects on the impact of religion in their lives and society. Bandcamp New & Notable May 12, 2023
Poet Douglas Kearney and composer/producer/drummer Val Jeanty link up for a a compelling LP that feels like the written word come to life. Bandcamp New & Notable Mar 30, 2021
On her new EP, Japanese producer Mikado Koko deconstructs the traditional, mixing avant-garde vocals and glitch breaks with koto. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 15, 2020
In a lane all his own, aint about me lays moody spoken word over rippling soundscapes on songs that feel cinematic in scope. Bandcamp New & Notable Nov 23, 2020